Dear Ah Lian
Thanks you for your litter. Wrong time no see you. How everythink? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week, my father mother going to seller bread 20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Good buy…
Worm regret,
Ah Beng
if you are clueless, here’s my translation from broken singrish to proper singlish:
Dear Ah Lian
Thank you for your letter. Long time no see you. How’s everything? For me, I am quite fine.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to change your look? Somemore you must wear heels, hope you can walk properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a software company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to MacDonald’s to eat burger. After that he take we all go to karaoke. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week, my father mother going to celebrate 20 years anniversary. My father mother going to give a feast to all the kampong people. So you must come with your whole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I email you, you email me. I will catch up with you soon. And when you got time, please feel free to call me. Good bye…
Warm regards,
Ah Beng
so funny! this is a reason i love our country. lol! the original “letter” was taken from forwarded emails.
